Two gay fathers, who are accused of sexually assaulting their adopted children.

[Guynemer]

This thread went from awful to amazing in a hurry. Kudos, gentlemen.

[self biased]

you're welcome, guy.

[Hauldren Collider]

what the **** did i just read

[self biased]

i believe the technical term is that i saved a ****ty thread.

[regexcellent]

So, wait, did you work this whole thing out with the husband in advance?

[self biased]

give this man a cigar!

[Sava]

I answered your question, Sava.

You're welcome.

sorry
i couldn't think of anything nice to say
i suppose it would be super clever if it wasn't 80x80px

[Sava]

i have. it's not really all it's cracked up to be from my experience. it gets exponentially weirder when her husband tries to high five you and says "I told you that b!tch could suck a c*ck!" while you're still in your afterglow.

i imagine that was a very surreal experience

the closest i came was a bangable but not hot (maybe a 7 at best) asian chick messaged me on a okcupid

she wanted to meet me and have sex in her car

i said no

give this man a cigar!

Was this an "indecent proposal" type thing? I can't imagine such a scenario. But then again, I don't leave the suburbs much.

[self biased]

i still get invites to "parties."

[MRT144]

So mad I used my thanks.

[Sava]

i still get invites to "parties."

oh okay. that makes sense

My most recent woman says she's into bondage stuff... like going to parties and whatnot. Ever been to any of those? She lives a couple hours away... which is far beyond my usual range. Is it worth leading her on a bit just for the experience?

[molly bloom]

I have not made up my mind on the subject of gay parents raising children.

What if they were black too ?

[molly bloom]

one thought......
We all know that kids can be cruel, the children of gay parents would go through some rough times in school.

Yeah, and the children of poor parents, fat parents, disabled parents. Shock news just in- kids can be cruel !!!

News & pictures at eleven.

[self biased]

oh okay. that makes sense

My most recent woman says she's into bondage stuff... like going to parties and whatnot. Ever been to any of those? She lives a couple hours away... which is far beyond my usual range. Is it worth leading her on a bit just for the experience?

I would say so.

[N35t0r]

"bondage stuff like going to parties?"

What exactly does that mean?