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No one should be fired for trying to get laid.
Vagina!
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Death by cunnilingus
Look, I do not relish making light of attempted murder. But sometimes you just need to write about a really crazy attempted murder.
A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.
The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.
But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.
Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.
This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!
But he is nobody’s fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate. -
I learned vaginae were porous when my ex-bf wanted to eat blazin' sauce out of there. Biggest mistake of my freshman year.Comment
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Yes, mini-Kuci, women can enjoy sex too, just not in that case apparently.(\__/)
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
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Yup, that about sums it up. That was back when I was 'up for anything'.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
Jesus christ that would hurt like a mother****er.
Thank goodness for this guy:
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b etor is the woman of my dreams
Too bad she is undercover FBI.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Originally posted by b etor View Post
That's hilarious.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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on a particularly steamy summer day, I mistakenly thought gold bond medicate powder was the same thing as baby powder
needless to say, i wouldn't recommend it as a cure for ball sweatTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Also, don't put hot peppers in your pocket.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Holy ****! Why on Earth would you ever say yes to something like that? You must have been really twitterpated (to use Thumper's terminology from Bambi).Originally posted by b etor View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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She's the only female on this site. STFU.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Originally posted by Sava View Post
What are you, a *****?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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I don't mind the heat or sweating necessarily. But if I gotta be at a job, in a class, hanging out with people or at some sort of formal gathering, I don't want to be sweaty.
Since I stopped being very fat, it's not so much a problem.
As for being a *****, if we're both skating into the corner after a puck, I guarantee you won't be the one still standing.
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