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9 year old. Armed robbery. Carjacking. WTFs?

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  • #31
    This kid is obviously well-advanced for his age, and we should nurture his talents to see what sort of genius he is capable of. Perhaps someday he can steal nuclear weapons from Islamists or some **** like that ... instead we'll waste his talents away in some detention center or foster home

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Sava View Post
      Vagina is the only remedy I've found. Even then, I develop a tolerance and need to be weaned off before resuming treatment.
      Dawgs will help you get plenty of that. What girl could resist that face?:

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      When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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      • #33
        Do you want the girl to **** HC or the dog?
        Graffiti in a public toilet
        Do not require skill or wit
        Among the **** we all are poets
        Among the poets we are ****.

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        • #34
          It's sava who's asking, but a cool dawg will get him access to girls that he wouldn't otherwise get.
          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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          • #35
            My math and CS teacher in high school (who is an all around awesome dude) and major dispenser of life wisdom once told me that "if you want a girlfriend, first get a dog". Ironically he's a cat owner but he's been happily married for a bajillion years. Guy is like seventy, married right after college I think.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
              It's sava who's asking, but a cool dawg will get him access to girls that he wouldn't otherwise get.
              You are SO wasting your time. They have no idea what you're saying.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                I'm sorry, is there some subtext there I'm missing? Seems pretty straightforward to me.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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