Talk about your vagina

[Alexander's Horse]

Please, somebody, we are overrun with penis threads.

But no photos allowed

[dannubis]

Camel Toe ?

[Sava]

yesterday i dated a woman who was 36, the oldest yet
she was nice
i wanted to bury my dick in her tits

[-Jrabbit]

You were off to a great start, Sava. But then you turned it into a penis post.

[Sava]

sorry

i was trying to talk about my newest vagina

[Sava]

I don't know how people dated before the internet. This thing is awesome. There's no wrong way to do it. Imagine a profile written by me at my most obnoxious state. That's pretty much what I did. At it's over 20k words. I get lots of responses. I rarely, if ever, send a message first.

They aren't all supermodels. But I'm not going to be on the cover of GQ any time soon either.

[regexcellent]

floppy and loose from years of abuse

[self biased]

yesterday i dated a woman who was 36, the oldest yet
she was nice
i wanted to bury my dick in her tits

ITT: i learn that my friend josh has been posting on apolyton for a long time now under the moniker 'sava', apparently. suddenly a whoooole lot of **** makes sense.



and i'm dating a native american lady that the gimp has known for a while, and i don't think i should really talk much about how amazing and awesome her lady parts lest she find out and decide to bury her people in my basement.

[Sava]

i'm not josh
who is this josh
sounds like a decent guy

[self biased]

eh. he's a douchebag, but a useful douchebag. chapter one, verse one of the bro code reads "bros before hoes" and he chose the latter over the former.

[self biased]

i mean, they're nice tits, but the ones i have now are better and browner. so....

[Sava]

eh. he's a douchebag, but a useful douchebag. chapter one, verse one of the bro code reads "bros before hoes" and he chose the latter over the former.

I did that once. I regret because the hoe in question wasn't worth it. Also, the bro in question wasn't much of a bro either. I wouldn't do it again though.

[self biased]

i've done it before too under similar circumstances, but when i was eighteen. not when i was in my late twenties.

Hashtag: f-that-s

[Sava]

Agree. That's way too old. I was 20.

[self biased]

and i've never done it since. because wisdom.

hashtag: F-that-S