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I think there might be something wrong with my dick. It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.
How do I FIX IT?
How do I FIX IT?
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WTF? That ***** broke his dick and then his heart?
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Well, at least you're less likely to breed that way.When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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No risk of that to begin with, he hates breeders, remember?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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This HAS to be in at LEAST in the Top 3 "QFT" posts ever made here.Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View PostLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Call Dr Ruth.Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostI think there might be something wrong with my dick. It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.
How do I FIX IT?
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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that happened to my brother in law onceTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Use a splintOriginally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostI think there might be something wrong with my dick. It’s like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.
How do I FIX IT?
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Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smells just like ****.Comment
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Common symptom of it being up an *******.Comment
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thanks for sharingOriginally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Attempt to have sex with more attractive people?The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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You might be eating too much protein.Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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