Should Hauldren Collider join the marines?

[Hauldren Collider]

If I were to join a service, it would be the coast guard. No question. **** the marines.

[Hauldren Collider]

Also, I hate pickups.

[Sava]

You don't strike me as a confederate flag flying toothless hillbilly... more like an effeminate southern gentleman.

OH I DO DECLARRRREEE

[ColdWizard]

Naah, we use sticks in the sand.

I thought that was the Marines.

[Sava]

I thought that was the Marines.

in the marines, the sticks go somewhere else

[onodera]

If I were to join a service, it would be the coast guard. No question. **** the marines.

Oh, looks like someone is afraid of leaving the country and prefers to hug its shores.

[Sava]

Oh, looks like someone is afraid of leaving the country and prefers to hug its shores.

What's wrong with that?

I don't even want to go to half the states in my own country.

[loinburger]

You don't strike me as a confederate flag flying toothless hillbilly... more like an effeminate southern gentleman.

OH I DO DECLARRRREEE

I figured he'd join the militia in some Randian dystopian micronation

"Yes, I bought a one-foot-wide strip of land surrounding your property and set up sentry cannons to shoot you if you trespass. What's your point?"

[Sava]

HOWWW FUN

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[Egbert]

What's wrong with that?

I don't even want to go to half the states in my own country.

I'm not sure I want to go to any of the states in your country.

[Alexander's Horse]

It was 10 weeks, so he'd be about half way through.

If he gets through, you know he is going to be insufferable for a while...

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