Of stupid laws, religious intolerance, and police I'd like to have sex with

[DaShi]

You know, it's funny molly. People have accused me of many things, but no one that actually knows me would dream of accusing me of laziness. I work extremely hard in school (which happens to be a top-ranked university) and at my various jobs, I get good grades, and I've never failed to find employment. And my bosses have all loved me and told me I am a diligent, hard worker who does a good job.

Geez, and I thought reg was insecure.

[DaShi]

Can one really be a "hard worker" if they post so much on this site?

Heck, HC has over 4,000 posts a year since he joined.

This is true. Look at my measly 6,000 in only 13 years of posting. All gold, though.

[DinoDoc]

He's got ya there, HC.

[DaShi]

I joined the wrong army.

You wouldn't last a minute in porn.

[Aeson]

I offered HC a job at a time he was unemployed and he turned it down.

[self biased]

This is true. Look at my measly 6,000 in only 13 years of posting. All gold, though.

indeed. quality. not quantity.

[notyoueither]

When does he get around to the quality?

[Hauldren Collider]

I don't think I've ever seen a quality post from DaShi. It's pretty hard to fit wit or humor into "source?"

[DaShi]

You two are so alike.

[Sava]

You know, it's funny molly. People have accused me of many things, but no one that actually knows me would dream of accusing me of laziness. I work extremely hard in school (which happens to be a top-ranked university) and at my various jobs, I get good grades, and I've never failed to find employment. And my bosses have all loved me and told me I am a diligent, hard worker who does a good job.

You'll make an excellent employee. Congrats.

[MOBIUS]

first we take the Gimp, yes?

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They all look like Arabs.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Not ME arabs.

[molly bloom]

A troll or a grudge, I can't decide....

Option A. I really should have included a desert, say, the Thar or the Irgiz for maximum feedback, but I was in a rush to watch a foreign film.

My remark of three words earned me another H.C. mini-biography and a heart-warming tale of achievement against all odds and how one humble person can lift themselves out of the middle class ghetto by dint of sheer hard work.

Optioned for a Michael Bay movie, I've no doubt.

[Dauphin]

Oh, btw, thanks for the reference on military terms. I'll look a bit deeper into it when I get a chance.

[molly bloom]

Oh, btw, thanks for the reference on military terms. I'll look a bit deeper into it when I get a chance.

Happy to be your aide de camp. (groan)