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  • #46
    You mean like the 48'' pizza "joke"?
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #47
      Or the 'sand ******s and spics are good for a lot of things but making pizza is not one of them' joke?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #48
        Sounds like someone has his panties in a bunch
        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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        • #49
          ate my takeout wings Dinner, please cancel any flight bookings you may have made
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #50
            Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
            Sounds like someone has his panties in a bunch
            Not as much as this guy's

            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #51
              Well played, Alby.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Not as much as this guy's

                Aw, shucks. Most successful team in the NFL this millenium, but can't win every game every year. Awww, I'm just heartbroken.

                Go hold another handful of pee in the shower and meditate on it.
                When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
                  Aw, shucks. Most successful team in the NFL this millenium, but can't win every game every year. Awww, I'm just heartbroken.

                  Go hold another handful of pee in the shower and meditate on it.
                  Super Bowl victories in past 8 years:
                  Patriots: 0
                  Giants: 2
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #54
                    Oh, you're so clever. You can parse numbers. Why... you should become a USMC(R) Orificer.
                    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                    • #55
                      Crunching numbers like a HARDCORE 3402 FINANCE DOG OORAH

                      don't actually know if finance officers portmanteau "finance officer" and "devil dog" but it seems like the kind of ridiculously motarded thing that Alby would do.

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                      • #56
                        I was thinking more assistant mess officer.
                        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
                          Oh, you're so clever. You can parse numbers. Why... you should become a USMC(R) Orificer.
                          My money is still on them rejecting him or if all else fails and he some how slips through the system he'll never make it to O-3.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                            My money is still on them rejecting him or if all else fails and he some how slips through the system he'll never make it to O-3.
                            I wouldn't bet against you on either count.
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
                              I was thinking more assistant mess officer.
                              oh man that's low. In the Guard there are cadets, like, yes, ROTC cadets who serve as assistant platoon leaders. I know a couple. They have about as much responsibility as you'd expect, but it is useful training for them because in between doing ***** work for the LT they actually do learn a lot about their chosen branch and stuff.

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                              • #60
                                Well, he could learn something useful to his later career choices. Like how to efficiently bus tables.
                                When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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