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  • Late report and a hit for me: Henry Cecil, June 11. Link.

    Sir Henry Cecil, champion racehorse-trainer, died on June 11th, aged 70
    Jun 22nd 2013 |From the print edition

    WHENEVER visitors came to his stables at Warren Place near Newmarket, the home of English flat racing, Henry Cecil liked to show them the roses first. Not the colts, rippling with raw power, or the fillies chattering in their stable, but a bloom fresh-picked by his long, aristocratic fingers. “That’s good scent, yeah? And lots of buds to come.” Leading the way to the stable yard, a lanky, shy, elegant figure with flopping hair, he would add: “This is a rose hedge, you know. When the hips start coming, when they go red, the fillies love them. Better than a sugar lump.”

    He knew the names of all the roses, hundreds of them; knew their habits. But he didn’t dig the beds or do the pruning, or any of that stuff. He just wandered among the beds and planned. With the horses, it was the same. Breeding was the owner’s job. Stabling arrangements were the head man’s job (though he kept an eye on every detail, lights left on or horses left bridled, and would thrust his nose like a gourmet into each new delivery of hay). Winning was the jockey’s job: 3,000 wins from his stables, including 25 English Classics such as the Derby or the Oaks, after each of which the Cecil flag would fly triumphantly over Warren Place. But the planning—having a picture of how he wanted a horse to grow—that was the part he did.

    It began every day at 5am, with the mist still over Newmarket Heath. He loved those mornings. Cigarette in hand, he would lead the string of thoroughbreds out to the gallops. All the time he watched them, mulling the right work for each horse, the right rider, and when it might be ready. Every day in the yard he floated about asking vague, but decisive, questions: “Rest him tomorrow, don’t you think?” In the evenings, again, he wandered and studied. He would talk to the horses then, one large hand comfortingly on their backs. Find out how they felt. He would say, “It would be lovely if you could go for the Guineas.” And the horse—for they talked back, you know—would say “All right,” or “Not yet.” Patience, patience, patience. There was a moment with a racehorse, as with a rose, when it reached perfection. But if you pushed too roughly, the beauty broke.

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    He did it all by instinct, not by the book. He was pretty stupid really. Failed the Eton exam. “No brains,” wrote the headmaster on his last report. “Hopeless Henry”, the family said, good mostly at smashing up fast cars and chasing women. But he had a sort of rapport with horses, and his stepfather, Sir Cecil Boyd-Rochfort, trained them for the queen; he fell into this inheritance in 1968, had his first English Classic winner in 1975 and by 1987, his peak year, achieved 180. Sheikhs and lords lined up to send their horses to his stable. He became a staple of the winner’s enclosure, flashy in his white shoes, one hand diffidently lodged in the pocket of his cashmere jacket, as victor after victor came in.

    He looked aloof, but wasn’t. He was “Guv’nor”, not “Sir”, merry with his staff, loved by the punters whose racecards he happily signed. The diffidence, too, was a front. He liked to beat people. Every winner was coloured in on a crossword grid in his daybook. Each day of the season he scanned the Racing Post’s trainers’ table to see if he was up a place, or down. He was champion trainer ten times, a record, but wanted more. His jockeys (including Lester Piggott, Joe Mercer, Steve Cauthen) were changed ruthlessly if they didn’t suit. His horse might win, but if the ride was less than perfect he would wince, not rejoice. “Didn’t go according to plan.”

    After 1990 or so his whole life didn’t go according to plan. His first marriage broke up, then his second. His twin brother David died of cancer. A virus got into the yard. The owner-breeders he relied on died out, and Sheikh Mohammed al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai, removed his splendid horses from his stable. In 2005 he saddled only 12 winners, and toppled down the trainers’ table. Then he got cancer himself. On the dawn rides he thought he heard people murmuring, “There’s Henry Cecil. Should have retired long ago.”

    Three things saved him. His third wife, Jane, who organised him. His rose garden, into which he wandered when his mind got too jumpy. And the horses, many of them from Khalid Abdullah, a Saudi prince, who never ceased to send them to Warren Place. These had always been his friends. Celestial Cloud, his first winner, whose lumpy spine made him touchy; Oh So Sharp, lean and loving to compete; Twice Over, who won the Champion Stakes at the age of six. Then, from 2010, a miracle for his last years, Frankel. This colt was a prodigy, with his broad handsome face, his huge appetite, a tearaway streak and a long open stride that left the rest of the field nowhere. He was the best he had ever had. Frankel won 14 races on the gallop and retired to stud unbeaten.

    Unbeaten was a good word. Henry Cecil had always been a winner. Hated being defeated, you know? Insisted on the positive. His illness meant he was not allowed sugar or cake, but he kept things he loved around him: his cabinets of lead soldiers, the ancient peas from Tutankhamun’s tomb that had germinated again, the Hermès silk ties. Above all these, the roses; and, through the rose-beds, the shining horses waiting for his touch.
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    • ColdWizard scores his 9th hit with Henry Cecil. Aged 90, ranked 8th and a Unique Pick.

      = (171 - 8) + (100 - 70) + 25

      = 218 points
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • Our two Dead Pool first timers each score with 98 year old Anna Wing.

        Regexcellent (9) = (171 - 9) + (100 - 98)
        = 164 points

        Donegeal (20) = 153 points ( a new Dead Pool record)
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • OK, I'm sorry, but this is just retarded. Wezil, just how many hits do people normally get in a winning year? 6? 7?
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • Dear ColdWizard,

            Please do not add me to your list in any year.

            Dear Ming,

            I would be honored to be on your list anytime.

            Thank you both,

            PLATO
            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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            • Originally posted by Krill View Post
              OK, I'm sorry, but this is just retarded. Wezil, just how many hits do people normally get in a winning year? 6? 7?
              Here it's been 4 to 6, not counting my 7 last year. Derby Dead Pool runs ~12, which their second place team has hit already (the points leader has 11).
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              • It's a big year in celebrity death.
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • Originally posted by Krill View Post
                  OK, I'm sorry, but this is just retarded. Wezil, just how many hits do people normally get in a winning year? 6? 7?
                  The good thing (for us) is that he will require a brand new team next year.

                  Celebs on the other hand may want to do the unusual thing and keep a low profile.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • Originally posted by cbc
                    Cory Monteith, who shot to fame in the hit TV series Glee but was beset by addiction struggles so fierce that he once said he was lucky to be alive, has been found dead in a hotel room in Vancouver, police said. He was 31.

                    Monteith, who played the character Finn Hudson on the Fox TV series about a high school glee club, was found dead in his room on the 21st floor of the Fairmont Pacific Rim Hotel on the city's waterfront around noon Saturday, according to police.

                    Deputy Police Chief Doug Lepard said there was no indication of foul play. Monteith's body was found by hotel staff after he missed his check-out time, Lepard said.
                    I've never heard of him. Too bad, those are some damn fine points.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • When is Mandela finally gonna buy the farm?
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • Latest reports have him recovering enough to go home soon.

                        Tough old bird.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • Damn, I was going to put the whole cast on my list for this year.



                          Cory Monteith, Star of Hit Show ‘Glee,’ Is Dead at 31
                          By DAVE ITZKOFF
                          Cory Monteith, who played an upbeat and outgoing young student and singing coach on the hit Fox musical comedy series “Glee,” but who battled substance abuse problems in his personal life, was found dead in a hotel room in Vancouver, British Columbia, on Saturday. He was 31.

                          The police said that Mr. Monteith was found dead in his 21st-floor room at the Fairmont Pacific Rim hotel in Vancouver at about noon after he missed his scheduled checkout time. They said that there was no indication of foul play and that people Mr. Monteith had been with earlier were being interviewed, but that they believe he was alone when he died.

                          The coroner will try to establish the cause of death, a police statement said.

                          Mr. Monteith, a 6-foot-3 performer with a youthful countenance and a soft-spoken demeanor who described himself on his personal Twitter page as a “tall, awkward, Canadian, actor, drummer, person,” gained worldwide attention when “Glee” made its debut on the Fox network in 2009.

                          On that series, Mr. Monteith played Finn Hudson, an Ohio high school student and football star who initially had no interest in joining his school’s struggling glee club for fear it would cost him his popularity and social standing.

                          But once drawn into the singing squad, Finn became a crucial member, sharing vocal duties on its signature cover of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’,” and also sharing romantic tensions with his fellow students Rachel (Lea Michele) and Quinn (Dianna Agron). In recent episodes, Finn graduated from high school but returned to coach the glee squad of which he had once been a member.

                          “Glee,” which recently finished its fourth season, is one of Fox’s biggest hits of recent years, especially with younger audiences, although its ratings have been dropping for the last two seasons.

                          A press representative for Fox said on Sunday that production on the new season of “Glee” was not scheduled to begin until later this month or early August, and that no decision had yet been made about how the show might address Mr. Monteith’s death.

                          Earlier this year, Mr. Monteith announced that he had voluntarily checked himself into a treatment center for an unspecified substance addiction. He had acknowledged in a past interview that he also sought rehabilitation when he was 19.

                          Cory Allan Michael Monteith was born on May 11, 1982, in Calgary, Alberta, and raised in Victoria, British Columbia, after his parents divorced. He dropped out of school at 16, having attended 16 different schools by that time, and worked at many jobs before gaining his first professional acting roles in his early 20s.

                          Mr. Monteith appeared on television shows like “Stargate Atlantis,” “Supernatural” and “Smallville,” then landed his role on “Glee” with the help of an audition tape on which he sang the 1985 REO Speedwagon love ballad “Can’t Fight This Feeling.”

                          The news of Mr. Monteith’s death elicited an outpouring of grief and remembrances from friends and colleagues.

                          Dot-Marie Jones, a “Glee” co-star, wrote on her Twitter account that Mr. Monteith “was not only a hell of a friend” but an “amazing” man “that I will hold close to my heart forever.”

                          Mr. Monteith’s press representatives at Viewpoint Public Relations said in a brief statement: “We are so saddened to confirm that the reports on the death of Cory Monteith are accurate. We are in shock and mourning this tragic loss.”

                          The Fox Broadcasting Company, 20th Century Fox Television and the executive producers of “Glee” said in a statement: “We are deeply saddened by this tragic news. Cory was an exceptional talent and an even more exceptional person. He was a true joy to work with and we will all miss him tremendously. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and loved ones.”

                          According to some news reports, Mr. Monteith is survived by his parents and a brother.

                          In an interview in 2011, Mr. Monteith had said that he hoped his struggles with addiction would offer an example to others.

                          “I don’t want kids to think it’s O.K. to drop out of school and get high, and they’ll be famous actors, too,” he said. “But for those people who might give up: Get real about what you want and go after it.”
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • Mr. Monteith in full flow on a cover of Queen's 'Somebody To Love' :



                            Such a shame.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • Vibraphone artist Peter Appleyard dead at 85

                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                              • Everyone with Mandela on their list just lost a point, as he managed to have another birthday before being allowed to die.
                                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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