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  • #16
    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
    Stalking is just a word he used incorrectly, prodent isn't a word.

    ACK!
    Actually, I'm surprised it turned out as well as it did given it was a 4pm on a weekend and I'd been drinking. I must not have been as drunk as I thought as my spelling usually gets much worse when I drink.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
      Most of the preppers I saw on TV were either mentally unbalanced or physically unwell, or both, and looked like they would stand little chance of survival in a real emergency. They seemed to have translated some personal crisis into a form of what the shrinks call hyper-vigilance, something similar to what hoarders do.
      Yeah, in the first episode the idiot blew his own thumb off because he was such a **** he put his thumb over the barrel opening... Right after he got done bragging to the camera about what a expert shot he was and how safe he is. Sadly, he was a one of the smarter ones on the show as just about all of them were cuckoo for coco puffs. We're talking should be on medication and regularly seeing a shrink like the lady who refused to leave her home as she was afraid to go outside because "welfare or union thugs might get me", the nutter who was convinced he'd die of radiation poisoning if he ate any food which didn't grow in his indoor green house (which used tap water from... Wait for it... OUTSIDE), or the crazy old couple who cashed out their 401k and spent their every penny they had on prepper junk but then got foreclosed on because the dumb****s hadn't bothered to pay their mortgage ("I thought for sure the world would end before this happened!").

      We're talking howling at the moon bonkers. A bunch of them spoke about how they loved Glen Beck and got into prepping because he told them to; that should tell you all you need to know about the idiots who watch Beck.
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      • #18
        You were drunk at 4pm?!
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #19
          It was Sunday. Also not drunk just enough to make my spelling worse.

          What do you do on a Sunday afternoon? I usually do something with friends in the morning (we like to go to brunch), maybe do some shopping around noon, while the afternoon is for watching TV and drinking beer or wine.
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          • #20
            I'm a college student. I spend Sunday desperately finishing the homework I've procrastinated on all week.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              I'm a college student. I spend Sunday desperately finishing the homework I've procrastinated on all week.
              Are you having sex in lieu of homework?
              Are you getting drunk in lieu of homework?

              If not then you're doing college wrong.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #22
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                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                  Anyone know any of these people?

                  The re-election of Obama seems to have given the movement new impetus.
                  I don't have cable anymore, but I saw an episode of it at my Dad's house.


                  My thought is:

                  (1)This guys are ****ing idiots going on national television showing people their bunkers and tilapia farms and such.

                  (2)In a civil breakdown you want to keep moving unless you're in a big, well-armed group. Not you and your family. A gang will just pour gasoline on fire down your ventilation shaft and kill you in your bunker.

                  (3)Nothing wrong whit "prepping" per se, like if something like Sandy comes through the same area twice in a short amount of time. Society collapse if something that will be nearly impossible to prep for, besides making sure you're on good terms with your neighbors.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                    Are you having sex in lieu of homework?
                    Are you getting drunk in lieu of homework?

                    If not then you're doing college wrong.

                    dawg he's a cs major
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #25
                      You can get shirts here that say "Sex kills, come to CMU and live forever!"
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        You can get shirts here that say "Sex kills, come to CMU and live forever!"
                        Co eds there don't look like this?:
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                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                          (1)This guys are ****ing idiots going on national television showing people their bunkers and tilapia farms and such.
                          I wouldn't tell anyone where my loot was.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #28
                            Doomsday Peppers

                            How much dried or pickled capsicum should be stored away for the end times?
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #29
                              Glen Beck....
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                              • #30
                                I have five cases of MRE's ,12 cases of bottled water and extra ammunition for my weapons for if/when the next hurricane hits Houston.

                                Does this make me a nutjob prepper?

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