ME short essay

[Alexander's Horse]

To delve deeply into Middle East is an exciting adventure. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Middle East. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, Middle East is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of Middle East with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those most reliant on technology, many of whom blame the influence of television. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide a report on Middle East and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. No symbol is more potent than Middle East in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Middle East is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Middle East they are changed.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing Middle Eastilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of one of the great political analysts Achilles Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Middle East, that this highlights an important issue. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Middle East wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Middle East to win our vote?

[Felch]

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[snoopy369]

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[Alexander's Horse]

It was just something I dashed off...

[Main_Brain]

No symbol is more potent than Middle East in society today.

What is this even supposed to mean?

[Alexander's Horse]

lol

[Aeson]

I imagine the thread title is what you'd hear shortly before being shot by the latino gang-banger you just called 'shorty'.

[Egbert]

I would like to thank Horsie for this wondrous original post. Reading it spun my mind out in a way that made me believe I had just smoked a joint of the finest weed. Think of it, mind twisted out without the expense or inconvenience of acquiring weed.

[Egbert]

I imagine the thread title is what you'd hear shortly before being shot by the latino gang-banger you just called 'shorty'.

I imagine what you'd hear shortly before being shot by the latino gang-banger you just called 'shorty' would be "bang".

[Az]

Now I urge everyone to read the OP while replacing "Middle East" with "t!ts".

[OneFootInTheGrave]

nooooooooo!!!!

[Aeson]

I imagine what you'd hear shortly before being shot by the latino gang-banger you just called 'shorty' would be "bang".

Sometimes before, sometimes after. Depends on what they're shooting you with. I for one am a real man, and as such would never be shot with anything travelling less than the speed of sound

[Alexander's Horse]

this thread makes sense to me

[Ecthy]

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[Alexander's Horse]

An essay on Ecthy (the spoiler)

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Ecthy, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At first glance Ecthy may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably Ecthy is often misunderstood by socialists, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Ecthy. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will reflect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without Ecthy is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Ecthy. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Ecthy, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model, a lovely model. Average
Wage = Ecthy in dollars or Euros, it's all the same, priceless!

The statistics make it clear that Ecthy is a major market factor. Well the average wage looms over Ecthy this cannot be a coincidence. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, nobel prize winner Bonaventure Bootlegger 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] I couldn't have put it better myself. When it comes to Ecthy this is clearly true. If Ecthy be the food of politics, play on.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Ecthy?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Ecthy may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but he is still important. He replenishes the self, ensures financial stability and is human.

One final thought from the talented Keanu Spielberg: 'I love Ecthy? Yes! Hurray for Ecthy!' [3]