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  • #16
    I seem to recall petitions for secession from yankees following 2004...
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #17
      I have a big News Flash for you, DD. It may surprise you to learn that the North viewed it as illegal in 1861. No, they really did.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        I seem to recall petitions for secession from yankees following 2004...
        You mostly heard of them threatening to take the next plane out of the country forever. Rove should have taken a collection to pay for plane tickets.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          I have a big News Flash for you, DD. It may surprise you to learn that the North viewed it as illegal in 1861. No, they really did.
          They likely did. Force of arms tends to put an exclamation point on the statement though.
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
            You mostly heard of them threatening to take the next plane out of the country forever. Rove should have taken a collection to pay for plane tickets.
            True...and QFT on the latter part.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #21
              Shut up, Tex. We're not gonna secede again.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                This little gem made the rounds among liberals, with two variants (the other one had Alberta in red):

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                • #23
                  Also the South has already risen again. All the industry and jobs moving there from the Midwest.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #24
                    YOU can do whatever you want to do, and that's my point. Texas couldn't care less what YOU do.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      Texas had Tennesseans at the Alamo still ****ing lost. You wouldn't last ten minutes. The Okies stand a better chance.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • #26
                        If anyone stands a chance it's Virginia. I mean holy hell it is militarized.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                          This little gem made the rounds among liberals, with two variants (the other one had Alberta in red):
                          It's quite clear that in this event we'd simply invade Canada to secure an land route to Alaska. Who'd be up for cleansing British Columbia?
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #28
                            What do they even have there besides pot and Battlestar Galactica? (and violent hockey fans)

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                              It's quite clear that in this event we'd simply invade Canada to secure an land route to Alaska. Who'd be up for cleansing British Columbia?
                              Shouldn't be hard. All we have to do is bomb the weed dispensaries, dump agent orange on the rainforest, and most importantly make sure the Canucks lose in the preseason and they'll do most of the work for us. The trickiest part will be settling the goddamn NHL lockout.
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                                Texas had Tennesseans at the Alamo still ****ing lost. You wouldn't last ten minutes. The Okies stand a better chance.
                                I can believe Texans lost at the Alamo when outnumbered eight-to-one. That's just incompetence.

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