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  • Why I don't like Cricket

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRAzmaq5x0
    VANGUARD

  • #2
    I figure Cricket exists to balance Soccer [Football for non-Americans]. Soccer has such low scoring they needed something to justify having the scoreboard operator's job.
    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
    I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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    • #3
      We have noticed your primitive civilisation has not yet discovered cricket

      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
          We have noticed your primitive civilisation has not yet discovered cricket
          No we have the good taste not to make light of the Krikkit Wars.
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • #6
            He tosses a flipper which is feathered over silly mid-off!
            VANGUARD

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vanguard View Post
              He tosses a flipper which is feathered over silly mid-off!
              And caught for a golden duck by the ninth slip! You bewty!
              "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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              • #8
                I left a tent piled outside after a camping trip (bad move, I know) and crickets ate the hell out of it. I've never thought of them the same ever since then.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
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                  How can you hate Jiminy?
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #10
                    No this sort of cricket Sparky! Some of the world's fastest bowlers at work:

                    Last edited by Alexander's Horse; November 8, 2012, 03:28.
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #11
                      X-Rated: Spit or swallow ?

                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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