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  • Why's my absentee ballot blank?

    There's no one listed and no option to check straight ticket. Do I have to write every single Republican up for office?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    It's printed in invisible ink.
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    • #3
      Yeah, probably. Why do you even need an absentee ballot?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by gribbler View Post
        Yeah, probably. Why do you even need an absentee ballot?
        How will I be able to vote in Philly if I work in Wilmington?
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          There's no one listed and no option to check straight ticket. Do I have to write every single Republican up for office?
          You've called ME a partisan tool in the past? Don't ever call me that again, you hypocrite.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            So not splitting your ticket makes you a hack?
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              No, voting straight ticket while criticizing someone else for being partisan makes you a hypocrite.
              Pretty much by definition.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                There's no one listed and no option to check straight ticket.
                They must think you're a Democrat.

                Also, how can it be a "ballot" if no one is listed?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                  No, voting straight ticket while criticizing someone else for being partisan makes you a hypocrite.
                  Pretty much by definition.
                  QFT
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                    They must think you're a Democrat.

                    Also, how can it be a "ballot" if no one is listed?
                    I guess I write it in?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      How will I be able to vote in Philly if I work in Wilmington?
                      Is there no early voting the weekend before the election? What a backward-ass state...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                        Also, how can it be a "ballot" if no one is listed?
                        I'm waiting for the inevitable moment when it turns out he had the paper turned face down.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                          I'm waiting for the inevitable moment when it turns out he had the paper turned face down.


                          Great minds think alike. I was going to suggest to look at the front side of the paper.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                            No, voting straight ticket while criticizing someone else for being partisan makes you a hypocrite.
                            Pretty much by definition.
                            So you are automatically a partisan because there aren't any democrats on the ballot you like?
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              So you are automatically a partisan because there aren't any democrats on the ballot you like?
                              Depending on the number of elections on the ballot, it can be pretty strong indicator that you're either a partisan or don't know anything about most of the candidates.

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