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    How the @#$% do I have jury duty again?

    Every year, like clockwork in October, I get a jury notice summons. What the ****?

    They still have my name spelled wrong

    Are you, *misspelled name*, filling out this form?

    Yes:
    No:
    I declare under penalty of perjury that all answers I will provide are true to the best of my knowledge and belief.
    Don't want to commit perjury...
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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  • #2
    A questionnaire is not a summons.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dinner View Post
      A questionnaire is not a summons.
      Huh? How are they not the same thing? It says I must go or face a fine/possible imprisonment.
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #4
        Tell them you either hate cops or you think they are always right no matter what.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          Philly must have a lot of crimes.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            Tell them you either hate cops or you think they are always right no matter what.
            I'm still going to have to take off work and go down there.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              I expect you to perform your duty if called upon. What kind of marine would you be otherwise?
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                I've never heard of anyone else being summoned on a yearly basis, though. Something isn't right.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  I've never heard of anyone else being summoned on a yearly basis, though. Something isn't right.
                  We should have seen it coming. Yes, there's a conspiracy against you Albie. There I said it for you.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10
                    Nearly 100,000 citizens are called to duty in Philadelphia each year.
                    Yet I get called yearly?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Just say something that will disqualify you at the end of the form when they ask if you think you can judge the defendant, something like "Given the questions you've asked on this form, I can fairly rule that the guy is guilty." They won't select you.

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                      • #12
                        I thought you were a patriot Reg?
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          There's a limit to my patriotism, as in all things.

                          The main reason we should end the jury system is that the jury will always consist entirely of people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

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                          • #14
                            Wouldn't that be a good reason to end universal suffrage as well?
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              just be thankful you dont live in a town of 12 people

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