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  • Never trust a man who owns hogs.

    70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs - U.S. News

    "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. . . .

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
    " - Bricktop from Snatch

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  • #2
    I love that movie because guns save the day.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      I'm trying to think of an action movie where that's not true.

      It's not coming...

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      • #4
        Highlander?
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #5
          You caught me. I like action movies.
          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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          • #6
            Anyone read the article that wasn't posted because Dinner was too preoccupied? The guy was literally eaten. They found little bits of him left laying around. He may have had a heart attack or something, or maybe the hog(s) attacked him. No idea what caused it. He had accidentally stepped on a shoat in the past and the mother bit him. Hogs can weigh 700 pounds/1540 kilos.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              I actually had to look up what a shoat was. I always just called them piglets.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                No, see, YOU'RE a piglet. Different than a shoat.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  I intend to eat bacon for breakfast. Serve them right!
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #10
                    You might as well. Beef's off the menu....again.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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