A depressing turd

[Dinner]

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Indeed.

[Gibsie]

Someone managed to leave a turd on a chair in my friend's kitchen on Friday night

[Wezil]

They need better friends (yourself excepted unless you were the perpetrator).

[Tupac Shakur]

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Indeed.

[Uncle Sparky]

Your lower intestine absorbs liquids very efficiently as it is supposed to get the last bits of water out of your feces before they leave your body. A friend once told me about some guy who poured a bottle of sherry in his ass and died from it. I'm not sure if that story is true, but taking alcohol rectally would indeed get it into your bloodstream way faster.

If you take it rectally, you may even be able to get a buzz from American beer!