A depressing turd

[Tupac Shakur]

Everyone feel free to post some more.

[loinburger]

[Uncle Sparky]

So the last couple of days I've been a bit 'bunged up'. Took something last night that really worked this morning. This morning I also found out that, due to road work in my area, the water has been turned off until later this evening.

[Tupac Shakur]

Which turd is the depressing one in that last shot? The broken one, or the tiny little turd at the bottom?

[regexcellent]

I dunno but the curved one is HUGE, jesus he must have been holding that one in for days.

[loinburger]

The big one is the depressing one - there's a 95% chance that it's going to fold up on itself on the way down and clog up the toilet

[DaShi]

You consider those big?

[Uncle Sparky]

Water is back on! Flushed with success!

[loinburger]

I take turd enhancement pills. I'm pretty sure their primary ingredient is cheese.

[Uncle Sparky]

Turd-Drunken?

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - Before an unruly Tennessee party ended with a student hospitalized for a dangerously high blood alcohol level, most people had probably never heard of alcohol enemas.

Thanks to the drunken exploits of a fraternity at the University of Tennessee, the bizarre way of getting drunk is giving parents, administrators and health care workers a new fear.

When 20-year-old Alexander "Xander" Broughton was delivered to the hospital after midnight on Sept. 22, his blood alcohol level was nearly six times the intoxication that defines drunken driving in the state.

Broughton denied participating in an alcohol enema, but police concluded otherwise from evidence they found at the frat house, including boxes of Franzia Sunset Blush wine.

The university has shuttered the fraternity until at least 2015.

[regexcellent]

Your lower intestine absorbs liquids very efficiently as it is supposed to get the last bits of water out of your feces before they leave your body. A friend once told me about some guy who poured a bottle of sherry in his ass and died from it. I'm not sure if that story is true, but taking alcohol rectally would indeed get it into your bloodstream way faster.

[Tuberski]

That's why they make suppositories.

ACK!

[DaShi]

Kids these days. Is there anything they won't put up their asses?

[Boris Godunov]

[Boris Godunov]