Are monogamous animals more moral than non-monogamous animals?

[loinburger]

Wait for the poll

[Hauldren Collider]

It depends on how tasty they are and how pesky they are. Monogamous skunks are more moral because they presumably reproduce less. Non-monogamous pigs are more moral because pig tastes awesome.

[The Mad Monk]

Only animals capable of understanding morality can be moral or immoral.

[Aeson]

I don't know ... but I do know that monogrammed animals are very immoral. There are squirrels monogrammed onto this towel we have an they end up touching people's naughty parts without even asking first!

[SlowwHand]

Only animals capable of understanding morality can be moral or immoral.

Excellent point. Likely too deep in thought for the thread starter.

[Uncle Sparky]

Only animals capable of understanding morality can be moral or immoral.

Which is why Republicans should not be judged the same way Democrats are judged.

[DaShi]

Since God is a Christian God and creator of all life and that marriage is the union between only a man and a woman, monogamous animals must therefore be more moral than non-monogamous animals.

[snoopy369]

If marriage is between a man and a woman, then no animals can ever be married, and therefore they should instead follow "Be fruitful and multiply'.

[MikeH]

Only animals capable of understanding morality can be moral or immoral.

That rules out most humans.

[Aeson]

If marriage is between a man and a woman, then no animals can ever be married, and therefore they should instead follow "Be fruitful and multiply'.

And the gay animals can "Be fruity and multiply (by 1)"

[snoopy369]

No, it's two separate things. Be fruitful, and multiply. That covers both directions, really. God ordered them/us to be bisexual.

[Nikolai]

Only animals capable of understanding morality can be moral or immoral.

This.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

This poll needs a scale 1 - most immoral, 10 - most moral. Where on the morality scale would monogamous animals sit and where would Britney sit?

[DaShi]

For those of you still not convinced, imagine that the animals in question are fish.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I imagined snails... but as they say a picture is worth a lot more than an oneliner