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  • Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves Stolen!

    That's right.

    Quebec Whodunit: 1/4 of Province’s Syrup Reserves Go Missing

    Associated Press
    By David George-Cosh

    Forget about the upcoming election in Quebec, the big news out of the province is the huge breach of the province’s strategic reserve of maple syrup.

    Sticky-fingered thieves made off with almost 30 million Canadian dollars (US$30.4 million) worth of maple syrup from a reserve warehouse in rural Quebec, the provincial body responsible for managing the production of maple syrup said late Thursday. That’s more than a quarter of the province’s extra supply—stored each year to protect producers’ from the ups and downs of global supply and demand.

    Late last week, the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers found empty barrels that had contained some 10 million pounds of maple syrup during a routine inventory check at a facility located in St-Louis-de-Blandford, a small town about 100 miles north east of Montreal. (Though the group didn’t specify, that works out to more than 15,000 oil drum-style barrels.)

    While strategic reserves are typically linked to oil and other industry-sensitive commodities, Quebec has kept a vast store of maple syrup since 2000 to be used if supply of the quintessential Canadian staple falls with poor yields, or higher-than-expected demand.

    The Federation said it takes great precautions to protect producers’ harvests.

    “The St-Louis-de-Blandford warehouse had been secured by a fence and locks, and visited regularly,” said Serge Beaulieu, the federation’s president. “The sales agency’s maple syrup inventory is spread across several storage locations which were not subject to theft.”

    Quebec police are investigating the matter, said spokesman Sgt. Ronald McInnis.

    Quebec produces about 75% of all of the world’s maple syrup. The province has the ideal spring conditions of warm days and cool evenings that allow the sap to accumulate in maple trees that is later refined into the golden-hued liquid. The theft comes at an inopportune time, with bad weather leading to low supplies in the U.S., increasing global dependence on Quebec’s supply.

    Prior to the theft, the federation had accumulated 37 million pounds of maple syrup in its reserves. It plans to consolidate its reserves into a new, larger warehouse later this year.

    Despite the theft, the Federation said that there would be no immediate impact on world-wide syrup supply.
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    First, I'm am both surprised and relieved to learn that Canada has a "strategic reserve" of maple syrup.
    Second, I can only surmise that those clever Canadians (our allies!) are in the throes of weaponizing this nectar of the gods.

    This theft stands as proof -- obviously a terrorist plot. I fear for my pancakes.
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  • #2
    I still have a bottle of maple syrup in my fridge.
    I hope it will be enough to endure the impending world maple syrup shortage
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    • #3
      That's over 200 truckloads. Something else is going on.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #4
        There is currently an election in Quebec. Quick - see if any candidate promised "free maple syrup" if elected...
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        • #5
          I'm thinking Canada doesn't really understand the meaning of the word strategic.

          Or do they intend on using the syrup as a weapon against incoming American invaders?

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          • #6
            did the storemen at the facility look sort of puffy and diabetic?
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            • #7
              Pssht. I'm far more concerned about Colony Collapse Disorder. Maybe you can make booze out of maple syrup like you can with honey, but it doesn't sound appealing. Also, I'm not going to try putting it in tea. Have some good American tupelo honey, folks.
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              • #8
                Cool. I hope this means that Blue Maple will be back on the market.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dis View Post
                  I'm thinking Canada doesn't really understand the meaning of the word strategic.

                  Or do they intend on using the syrup as a weapon against incoming American invaders?
                  Yes. This wasn't yet weapon grade syrup. You need to add yellow cake (we call it 'pancake') for that.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                    Yes. This wasn't yet weapon grade syrup. You need to add yellow cake (we call it 'pancake') for that.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dis View Post
                      I'm thinking Canada doesn't really understand the meaning of the word strategic.

                      Or do they intend on using the syrup as a weapon against incoming American invaders?
                      Alright, I'll bite.

                      Did you know that wool is on the US list of strategic materials? It's true, in the 50s a certain type of wool was used for Class As/Dress uniforms and there was a worry that if war broke out we wouldn't have enough wool on hand.

                      Tea is on the UK list of strategic materials.

                      Basically, we have stuff listed as strategic materials because it might be important to morale.
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                      • #12
                        I have to say the wool thing is kinda stupid because if push came to shove you could just switch the material...
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          But then you'd lose the sheep rancher vote...
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                          • #14
                            No one got my Blue Maple joke?
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                            • #15
                              I'm pleased to report a huge break in this case!

                              Three arrests in $20M maple syrup heist
                              12:05 pm, December 18th, 2012

                              Police say they arrested three people and are looking for five others after 10,000 barrels of maple gold, valued at $20 million, were pilfered from a warehouse east of Montreal between August 2011 and this past July.

                              "Two-thirds of the stolen syrup has been found," police said in a statement.

                              Richard Vallieres, 34, Avik Caron, 39, and a third unnamed suspect were to appear in court in Trois-Rivieres, Que., on Tuesday.
                              Linky: http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/archive...18-120505.html
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