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  • #16
    Originally posted by Felch View Post
    British defense policy has always been to fight to the very last Canadian.


    At least we don't have a habit of showing up late.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #17
      America knows how to make an entrance.
      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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      • #18
        Yeah, they have to be shoved onstage.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #19
          ...unless of course it is Panama or Granada that needs a ***** slap. You're all over that.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Felch View Post
            America knows how to make an entrance.
            By letting the Japanese blow your entire navy base to smitherines ?
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #21
              We wanted them to feel like they were doing well. It made their inevitable defeat that much more devastating.
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Felch View Post
                America knows how to make an entrance.
                Even more than that, we know how to pull off a finale

                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #23
                  Yeah, that was sooo awesome when you killed a quarter of a million civilians! Right on!

                  Al Qaeda has nothing on you guys! They'd need over 83 9/11s to meet that!!
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                  • #24
                    Troll fail, Asher.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      They'd need over 83 9/11s to meet that!!
                      83.81 what? They'd need 83.81 what, Asher?! You're not making any sense!
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #26
                        I don't know what you're talking about, I read that as 76.27-repeating
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                        • #27
                          76.27-repeating seconds.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #28
                            Maybe that's the time between dropping an old school nuclear bomb and the bomb's detonation?
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                            • #29
                              If I've had a curry and a lot of beer the night before, I drop a lot of old school nuclear bombs in the morning. They detonate pretty much instantly.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                                Troll fail, Asher.
                                I'm just getting a kick out of your pride/glee in the face of your moral high-horse act in the Temple shooting thread.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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