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  • #46
    Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
    You couldn't get into the Marines. I win.
    It's very difficult right now. They don't just take anybody. How is that you win?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #47
      I'm fairly sure molly does not understand or know what a Valley Girl actually is, or their mannerisms.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        It's very difficult right now. They don't just take anybody. How is that you win?
        Maybe he's just proud because he got into the Gay Shakespeare Nerd Club and you never even applied.
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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        • #49
          No it means you loose. But since you don't even realize that, he wins.
          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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          • #50
            Oh nice. Another smug European. Where's kentonio for the full set?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              Maybe he's just proud because he got into the Gay Shakespeare Nerd Club and you never even applied.

              The **** is wrong with Shakespeare, you troglodyte?
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #52
                @ Speer: Coming from one of the moron twins posting above
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                  The **** is wrong with Shakespeare, you troglodyte?
                  There's nothing classy about Shakespeare.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    Oh nice. Another smug European. Where's kentonio for the full set?

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                    • #55
                      Ugh. Apolyton is getting boring. Are there any bots out there that can read forums and send word when they get interesting again?
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                        The **** is wrong with Shakespeare, you troglodyte?
                        Nothing at all, I just think he's a bit overrated.
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post


                          1. That wasn't the south, that was Appalachia, if I recall correctly.


                          Let's start your defence by getting your geography spectacularly wrong!!! **** me, HC needs a lesson about his own country from a foreigner!

                          2. Yes, Deliverance is of course a wholly accurate account of Appalachia. They really are all banjo-playing inbred anal rapists.
                          It's playing on a stereotype you ****ing moron: No smoke without fire as they say! That's why stereotypes exist, I've been through that way using Greyhound (What seemed like one of the biggest mistakes of my life, but actually turned into a fascinating cultural experience!), I've seen the inbreeds in the bus stations. Maybe they played the banjo (the two I saw in Jacksonville certainly looked like they were related to the banjo player! Oh wait, they ALL are! ), maybe not - I certainly didn't stick around to see if they were anal rapists!

                          3. You both (you and Moby) are morons. Of all ways to try to learn about another culture, you picked Hollywood? Even Americans know better than that.
                          Actually, I speak from experience, having visited your country on several occasions and taking several months to travel right across it on one occasion, partly by greyhound and partly by driving. I've seen the abject poverty of your nation up close and personal. DC's not so nice when you scratch the surface; greyhound buses and stations are the underbelly of your society; taking a shortcut driving down the middle of FL, I was astounded at the poverty - it seemed like entire settlements of blacks living in slums! Virtually the whole of NO outside of the French Quarter and Garden District are no go areas; I've been to the bayou thank you very much! I've seen the abject poverty of the Native Americans living in Tucson (you have to drive past them on the way to the airport!); I've been through the Navajo and Hopi reservations; I've seen the crass consumption of LV; encountered the aggressive panhandling Vietnam Vets of SF...

                          I don't need to learn about your culture, I've seen it close up and I would never ever live in your country ever! Sure there's nice Americans, plenty of nice and decent Americans - but everyone else is a ****ing annoying moron in your face morning noon and night! Don't get me wrong, it's a spectacularly beautiful country with some spectacular cities and attractions etc - but it would be greatly improved if you could get rid of the stupidest and annoying 95% of the population...

                          You speak with a silver spoon rammed so far up your arse that it comes out your mouth, someone who's most difficult decision has always been which of the many ensuites in your house you're going to rest your spindly little lillywhite derriere on. You don't have a ****ing clue about your country past the gated communities and ivory towers you live in because you've had everything handed to you on a plate...

                          Where have you been in your country, HC? I bet you can't even come close to the amount of your country I've seen - have you ever even owned a passport...!? Used it...!!!?

                          Come back when you've grown up.

                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            Ugh. Apolyton is getting boring. Are there any bots out there that can read forums and send word when they get interesting again?
                            What we need are a truly spectacular pair of tits.

                            Real ones, not the metaphorical ones we're already drowning in here.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #59
                              Apologies for my contribution, I've got a bit of time on my hands before I go out for the day.

                              I enjoyed writing it though.
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                              • #60
                                Sorry Guy but you can't see my tits.
                                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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