How to correctly serve watermelon

[Al B. Sure!]

[Aeson]

I can't watch videos

I will imagine what it is about though ...

Man develops oversized-potato canon in his garage. Straps it to the hood of a '67 Chevelle. Uses it hunt down stray dogs and eviscerate them with watermelons. Police and concealed carry neighbors intervene. Terrible meme applied at the end in white text on black background says, "never bring a fruit to a gun fight" ... Youtube comments take off on a tangent of "fruit" about gays and gay marriage and how much they wish they could legally bring gays to gunfights.

[dannubis]

Albie angry ?

[loinburger]

[BlackCat]

And this is how you properly split a watermelon in two

[Al B. Sure!]

And this is how you properly split a watermelon in two

I like Gallagher's methods better

[BlackCat]

Don't say that you are afraid of rubber bands too

[Al B. Sure!]

Don't say that you are afraid of rubber bands too

They're dangerous. They can just fly across the room and take out an eye.

[onodera]

How do you correctly serve and eat pomegranate? How can you graciously spit all the stones out?

[giblets]

Is that Philly style?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

At this point, let me recommend the Taiwanese movie "Wayward cloud". It will rapidly become obvious why.

[SlowwHand]

How do you correctly serve and eat pomegranate? How can you graciously spit all the stones out?

http://mideastfood.about.com/od/tipsandtechniques/ss/deseedpomegrana.htm

[onodera]

http://mideastfood.about.com/od/tips...dpomegrana.htm

That part is easy. How do you eat it? You can remove watermelon seeds before eating it, but you can't do that with a pomegranate.

[Imran Siddiqui]

The seeds are the best part of the pomegranate fruit!

[Uncle Sparky]

And this is how you properly split a watermelon in two

I cannot decide whether to go with:

1) "Do you have the video of them trying that to their legs?"
-or-
2) "Three young oriental guys shooting seed all over each other."