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    Wil Wheaton turns 40 today.



    Now get off my lawn.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    Amusingly, this was a brief topic of conversation at the Polymeet. Not that he's turning 40, but that he's way older than you would expect.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      That's nothing, I'm becoming a sexigenarian on Thursday!
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #4
        oh come now, doc. You've always been a sexy genarian.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          Who is/was Wil Wheaton?

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          • #6
            He played a kid on Star Trek: Next Generation.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              He also played a loser nerd on Eureka and currently he hosts a discussion forum for Falling Skies.
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #8
                He also plays himself/an ******* on Big Bang Theory.
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                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                  Wil Wheaton turns 40 today.



                  Now get off my lawn.
                  Ralph Macchio is 50.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    What is about the maximum age that when someone dies of the following, you might say or hear someone say "he was so young"?

                    1. Massive heart attack

                    2. Cancer

                    3. Car crash

                    4. IED in Iraq

                    5. Suicide?

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                    • #11
                      I think

                      1. 37

                      2. 42

                      3. 50

                      4. 24

                      5. 36

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                      • #12
                        For number 3 I'd more likely pick 16. Same for number 5.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                          Wil Wheaton turns 40 today.



                          Now get off my lawn.
                          He also has a kid that graduated form High School.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                            Wil Wheaton turns 40 today.



                            Now get off my lawn.
                            thanks, *******
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                              Wil Wheaton turns 40 today.



                              Now get off my lawn.

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                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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