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    Utah authorities are working to identify a man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.

    The photographer who snapped blurry photos of the individual, dubbed "goat man," told Fox affiliate KSTU-TV that he spotted the man Sunday as he was descending Ben Lomond peak, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City.

    "He was clumsy, working his way down the cliff trying to catch up with the rest of the herd," photographer Coty Creighton told the station. "With the binoculars, I could clearly see it was a guy dressed up in a homemade goat suit."
    He said he pulled out binoculars to get a closer look at the herd about 200 yards away and was shocked. The man appeared to be acting like a goat while wearing the crudely made costume, which had fake horns and a cloth mask with cut-out eye holes, Creighton said.

    "I thought, `What is this guy doing?' " Creighton said. "He was actually on his hands and knees. He was climbing over rocks and bushes and pretty rough terrain on a steep hillside."
    Creighton moved down the mountain and hid behind a tree, then began snapping photographs.

    "We were the only ones around for miles," Creighton said. "It was real creepy."
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  • #2
    A goat sociologist.
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    • #3
      He's a caprinophile. Not to be confused with a coprophile.
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      • #4
        Obviously a polytubbie testing Loin's resolve ...

        Originally posted by loinburger View Post
        Similarly, if somebody said "I'm a schizophrenic and sometimes I hear voices telling me to felch goats, but no worries, I know that they're just auditory hallucinations and I'd never felch a goat," then I'd be creeped out, but would make an effort to treat the guy normally despite him being creepy.

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        • #5
          Aren't you from Utah, Aeson...?

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            now we know what UnOrthOdOx has been up to the last few months

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            • #7
              MOBIUS and this guy may bond. It strikes me that a goat is just a domineering sheep, essentially.
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              • #8
                Is Nicholas Cage working on a script?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                  A goat scientologist.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                    Aren't you from Utah, Aeson...?
                    My goat suit is much sexier than that (and orange )

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                      Aren't you from Utah, Aeson...?
                      My goat suit is much sexier than that (and orange )

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                      • #12
                        When I was a kid, we couldn't go swimming or play in the water outside until all the snow was off of Ben Lomond peak. Some years it didn't melt until late August!

                        ACK!
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                        • #13
                          I suppose that precaution was because much of the run-off from the melting snow would have been recently thawed goat man pee?

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                          • #14
                            The official explanation is so boring that I regret finding the article.

                            Spoiler:
                            Link:
                            OGDEN, Utah (AP) — State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.

                            Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Monday the mystery man is a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California.

                            Douglass told the Standard-Examiner that the hunter called officials and provided enough information to put their curiosity to rest. Douglass says he didn't ask for a name.

                            The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit. Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.

                            The man described his suit as a hooded painter's uniform and a fleece.
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                            • #15
                              Well he is welcome here. This project is going to sh*t and we need a scapegoat
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