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    I would like to apologize for knowing how to use ellipses
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    Speak for yourself.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Wezil View Post
      Speak for yourself... . .. ....
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      • #4
        I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of ***.
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        • #5
          Gays are typically interested in colons, not semicolons
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          • #6
            I thought a semicolon was what you had left after you've been gay for awhile.
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            • #7
              There should be a space before the ellipse ... that means you're gay!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of ***.
                Is it gay to say that Elok is becoming my new favorite poster? I think fatherhood is doing him some good.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                  I would like to apologize for knowing how to use ellipses
                  okay
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Elok View Post
                    I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of ***.
                    I'm no ***; but I can teach you about semicolons. It's used when completing a thought and then starting a separate, but related, point.
                    A comma ^ would have worked in this instance, but a semicolon is appropriate.
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                    • #11
                      I think ******s like semicolons, and fags like colons.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                        I think ******s like semicolons, and fags like colons.
                        What an odd thing to say
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          What an odd thing to say
                          Yes, it's rather queer I'd think.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
                            Yes, it's rather queer I'd think.
                            :O
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                            • #15
                              My bad.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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