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  • #16
    Originally posted by gribbler View Post
    Is that from Albert's latest rap?
    It's a send-up of an earwormy pop song (Call Me Maybe).
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      God will not allow us to find the Higgs Boson Particle.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #18
        He's allowed us to find a whole host of other particles. What's so special about this one?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          My guess is they're going to announce that they have, in fact, created a mini-black hole, and that the Earth only has a year to live.
          Wrong, because it is actually just over five months.


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          • #20
            They don't want to alarm us / they want to trick us into thinking we have more time so that they'll be prepared when the end comes and we won't be.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              He's allowed us to find a whole host of other particles. What's so special about this one?
              There is no Higgs Boson particle, when they rename to it's correct name, then they will find it.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                I assume you prefer the more inclusive Englert-Brout-Higgs-Guralnik-Hagen-Kibble boson?
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                • #23
                  Nope.

                  Billy.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    They don't want to alarm us / they want to trick us into thinking we have more time so that they'll be prepared when the end comes and we won't be.
                    Why would they even tell us? It would make more sense to not tell anyone the world will end, quit their jobs and amass lots of debt with no intention of ever repaying it. Be on the lookout for any physicists acting strangely.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                      Nope.

                      Billy.

                      ACK!
                      I was thinking you were going for Godot.
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                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • #26
                        Keep waiting......

                        ACK!
                        Last edited by Tuberski; July 3, 2012, 12:56. Reason: Better
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                          Why would they even tell us? It would make more sense to not tell anyone the world will end, quit their jobs and amass lots of debt with no intention of ever repaying it. Be on the lookout for any physicists acting strangely.
                          It's quite possible they believe it would be impossible to completely cover up their world-ending mistake, so they want to give out some information so that we're inclined to believe them.
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                          • #28
                            I have no clue what their trial factor would be.

                            JM
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                            • #29
                              Yes, anyone can bring about the end of the world without getting killed by angry mobs. I guess they could claim they know how to destroy the tiny black holes, but they need trillions in funding.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                                I guess they could claim they know how to destroy the tiny black holes, but they need trillions in funding.
                                A very distinct possibility.
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