Why is Alby such a douche?

[MOBIUS]

And what can we do to help him?

While I hesitate to agree with him, Alby is right on one thing (though not in the way he thinks), and that is that we are a product of our environment.

Let's get Alby to move out of Philly!

[N35t0r]

That, and getting him laid.

[Lorizael]

Now this is ironic.

[MOBIUS]

It's getting more urgent than ever - we must save him from the vicious stray dogs!

[DinoDoc]

Now this is ironic.

The words pot and kettle spring to mind here.

[MOBIUS]

You haven't moved to Philly lately, have you...?

Two losers together, kissing in a tree.

[ZEE]

just bumpin'