Should the government bar food stamps from being used to buy sugary and fatty foods?

[Al B. Sure!]

Oerdin is . . . right! Alpert, you've got that weird third toe thing going on. This might be what is causing your problem with the ladies. Are you wearing sandals or anything else open-toed before they go silent on you? Because, speaking for myself, #1 is good. #2 is tolerable. But #3 and worse are instant dealbreakers.

I don't know what you and Oerdin think you're seeing but once again, Oerdin is ALWAYS WRONG!



It's Roman

[Dinner]

Look at that freakishly long toe! You can fake it in your second picture all you want by curling your toe but we have the candid shot for the truth right here.

[Berzerker]

All the carbohydrates in my diet come from fruit, except for when I cheat which has been too often lately...something I'm working on. I swear there is cocaine in Digorno pizza.

[Aeson]

Lady Liberty has a longer second toe than first... all you freedom haters

[Al B. Sure!]

Brad Pitt has a longer second toe.



I don't, though. I have Roman feet. Squared off.