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  • Abe Lincoln: Vamipre Hunter WTF???

    Clearly Mr. Fun has been wasting his time.........
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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    Vampires that don't sparkle

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    • #3
      I've heard the book is awesome! Movie looks fun!
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Calvin Coolidge: Mummy Slayer is better.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Looks awesome, I'll see it.
          And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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          • #6
            They are making an Isaac Newton action movie too.

            Isaac Newton - scientist, detective, sorcerer.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              Sorcerer!? PAH!

              Newton was an ALCHEMIST!
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Just more proof that Movie Moguls do massive amounts of drugs.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  I'm waiting for George Washington - Dragon Slayer!
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    Who will play Abe Lincoln? Wesley Snipes or Sarah Michelle Geller?

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                    • #11
                      Nicolas Cage, and he will film the entire thing in BULLET TIME.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        Sure, pick the white male Sounds racist and misogynist to me. (A whole movie in bullet time has already been done, it's called "On Golden Pond"...)

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                        • #13
                          I thought Abe Lincoln: Vamipre Hunter was a FOXNews documentary.
                          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                          • #14
                            I saw the title and assumed it was a joke. So I searched for it and saw that it was real. So I made a joke about it to my wife figuring she would also not believe it was real, but when I mentioned it, all she said was 'the book was supposed to be good'. Sometimes you just feel a tad out of touch.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #15
                              I can't wait until some teenager write about Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter in history class
                              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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