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  • I found my old USB drive from college

    Is it bad that I look at my capstone Finance project and it's already Greek to me? Yikes.

    Like this:




    Umm... yeah.


    How bad should I feel? Anyone else my age not remember **** from college?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    And I'm curious if this stuff actually is of any use in the real world? Do finance grads go to Goldman Sachs and GS has to undo what they were taught in undergrad finance or are these valuation techniques and what not used along with proprietary methods?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      I can't remember how to make methamphetamine from a hole in the ground.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
        I can't remember how to make methamphetamine from a hole in the ground.
        I tried but I forgot, too. I ended up making crank.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          I found an old deck of punch cards from college. I threw them out.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            You should have donated them to a museum, old timer
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #7
              Naw, they already had the low tech card reader that I designed in high school.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                I found my USB from College(Texas A&M) too. Damndest thing, it was just filled with the daily schedules and routines of David Floyd, Mr. Fun, and devilmunchkin.

                EDIT: And a old .wav file of MtG just cussing me for like 40 straight seconds.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  I already forgot things I studied this semester.

                  Also, why do you hate retinas so much?
                  Indifference is Bliss

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                  • #10
                    a USB drive from college and there was no porn on it?

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                    • #11
                      I remember everything from the classes I took (last week). There's this gem from my Creative Writing text, for example: "Fiction must contain ideas." Brilliant! And there's also this valuable insight from my Communication text: "Gender-inclusive language is language that does not discriminate against men or women." Hilarious and ironic!
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                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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