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  • Canadian politics gets a lot more interesting.

    Some weirdo has been mailing severed human limbs to the offices of a political party in Canada.

    Canadian police name a 29-year-old porn actor and Montreal resident wanted in connection with two limbs sent through the post, and a headless torso.
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  • #2
    What do you mean by "more" interesting?

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    • #3
      Severed limbs is much more interesting then the usual polite BS which passes for politics in their sadly functional government. I mean it's nice their government functions but it's much more interesting to watch a dysfunctional government like ours.

      The severed body parts suddenly upped their level of game.
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      • #4
        I guess we can rule out Charles Taylor.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dinner View Post
          Some weirdo has been mailing severed human limbs to the offices of political parties in Canada.
          ]
          Fixed.

          A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

          The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wezil View Post
            Fixed.

            A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

            The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
            The Liberals are looking for a head...

            This year 2 dismembered bodies were found in dumpsters in Winnipeg. The events didn't seem to be related; one resulted in an arrest. No word on if body parts were missing. Very odd. I wonder if the Mayans are behind it?
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #7
              It's a bisexual gay porn star doing it, too.

              It could not get much weirder, but then it does.

              The guy is quasi famous on the internet for strangling kittens and posting the videos online.

              Apparently he filmed the attack (and its aftermath) and posted it online, which some sites have. I read a description of it and it made me sick, to say the least. Far more than just murder.

              Key summary:
              Spoiler:
              Tied up, ice pick, kitchen knife, ass steak, feeding a puppy, limb removal, limbless, headless torso sex, bodyless hand handjobs, bottle sodomy
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Oh, and from left field: apparently he used to date Karla Homolka.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  It shouldn't be too long before he is found. I can't imagine he'd have many friends willing to let him crash on the couch awhile after this episode.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    It's a bisexual gay porn star doing it, too.

                    The guy is quasi famous on the internet for strangling kittens and posting the videos online.

                    Oh, and from left field: apparently he used to date Karla Homolka.
                    Gee, if only there had been a warning sign that he might be dangerous...
                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                      Fixed.

                      A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

                      The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
                      Would that count as a victory for the NDP if they end up getting it?
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                      • #12
                        It would certainly put them ahead.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Elok hasn't posted in the thread yet so I figured I'd help him out a bit.
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              Where do all the fashionable serial killer cannibals go?

                              Berlin!
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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