Can't afford his 30 kids but says he needs a break from child support.

[loinburger]

Hicksville, USA is in Ohio.

And Bum**** is in Idaho

[giblets]

Oops. Thought it was in Nashville. Whatever. Still some boondocks country bumpkin.

So you consider a city with ~175,000 people "the country"?

[Al B. Sure!]

So you consider a city with ~175,000 people "the country"?

Yes. That's a tiny population.

Even more relevant:

1,876.7 people/sq m

That's low density. Philly has more than 6x that density.

I will say though that Knoxville has twice the density of what the US gov't classifies as rural, though.

[Hauldren Collider]

Oops. Thought it was in Nashville. Whatever. Still some boondocks country bumpkin.

Nashville? The boondocks?

I'd claim you've never been there, but we already know that.

It may be the country music capital, but it's actually a pretty upscale, wealthy city.

[giblets]

Yes. That's a tiny population.

Even more relevant:

1,876.7/sq m

That's low density.

Are you trying to prove that urban is not the norm by defining "urban" so that most Americans wouldn't qualify?

[giblets]

Apparently, Philadelphia was rural when the American Revolution took place.

[The Mad Monk]

Whoah, Deja Vu!

[loinburger]

In fairness to Alby, he'd probably need a job first before he could afford to travel outside of Philly and broaden his horizons a bit. (But why travel outside of Philly at all? It's the center of the friggin universe)

[notyoueither]

There is no way the guy is surviving on 10 hours of minimum wage work per week so he has to be getting money from some where else. It's pure speculation but the guy is probably doing something illegal, like selling drugs, in order to make money off of the books. That would also explain why so many women agree to have sex with him even though he has 30 kids he doesn't take care of and 11 baby mommas which he knocked up and dropped. The women are probably drug addicts and he offers them free or discounted crack for sex which explains why he's knocking up so many hood rats. Failing that I suppose he really could just be the hood rat whisperer.

I know a guy like that. He is a total loser and douche, but women fall for him like cats for catnip.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Oops. Thought it was in Nashville. Whatever. Still some boondocks country bumpkin.

This from someone who wants to claim 'urban American is America'? Not if you are eliminating the cities in states you don't live in.

[Dinner]

He's not the one getting the welfare, the mothers are. If he's had 30 kids by 11 women then on the average each woman has had fewer than 3 kids by him so they may very well be under the cap.

Good point.