Perfect Man Survey

[Provost Harrison]

You sit on it and pedal. If you can't master that, you're best kept well away from female erogenous zones.

Or walk or drive...or if we are being politically correct engage in some form of public transport alternatively.

[Az]

Wow, I had no idea Sarkozy and Berlusconi were so short. I didn't realize Blair & Cameron were tall either.

Comparing the quality and quantity of tail Sarko an Silvio pull in comparison to Cameron and Obama tells you all you need to know about the vapid, status-obsessed consumerist that is the average woman.