A Thread of Dreams

[b etor]

I had a dream where I was the one of the last three humans left on earth (the other were a man and a woman) and we were discussing how we should go about repopulating the planet.

Did you succeed?

[DaShi]

I like the dreams where you're having a nightmare only to wake up and discover that you're in another nightmare.

[Sir Og]

Did you succeed?

The dream was not that long. If I remember correctly the dream ended soon after it was my turn to enrich the gene pool. There was no fast forward to a world where half the population had my genes.

[Al B. Sure!]

Part of my dream last night involved Obama.

Obama was giving a speech and was talking about pastries for some reason and mentioned Krispy Kreme donuts and said something about them being warm; something like "Republicans think they know pastries but I know Krispy Kreme. I like my donuts warm". The crowd went wild and the media loved it saying stuff like Obama just gets it and is in tune with the people cause everyone loves Krispy Kreme. The news even had a segment where they had a surface food thermometer test the temp of a Krispy Kreme donut and sure enough, it was hot. My dream self was raging.

[Al B. Sure!]

And no, Obama didn't give me a sugar donut as per the internet definition

[onodera]

I had to broker a conventional arms reduction between the heads of three sub-Saharan African nations. This involved getting them all to a place where they could all open their huge luggage cases that were full of weapons and throw some of them away. While escorting one through a hotel I was attacked by a maid screaming "Communist subversion!" to attract the American police. I don't remember why, but it actually was something Communist-related (the luggage case was red, or I was talking Socialist ideas, or the president was from a socialist country), so I had to wrestle the hammer she was attacking me with out of her hands to hit her with it.