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And if so, could you help me out? I've got the morgellons--I think I got them from the same vaccines that gave me my Asperger's--and I want to know the correct homeopathic remedy to get rid of them.
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My dowsing rod says you need a healthy dose of iridology, organic of course... -
Your qi is misaligned. Please pm me your Credit Card#, expiry date and a hand writing sample (your signature will suffice). Make sure this is done before Venus is retrograde (May 15th).
Note: since there is a Transit of Venus June 5–6, please make sure there is at least $25,000 CAN available.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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The problem, clearly, is that you wear shoes.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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It's probably just chronic lyme disease.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.â€
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Bravo, you beautiful bastards."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Iridology is only used for analyzing the condition of the organs by examining regions of the iris--not for exotic parasite fibers like morgellons! What kind of lousy excuse for a quack are you? Geez...Originally posted by Aeson View PostComment
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If you drink enough colloidal silver then you won't even notice your Morgellons
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You obviously aren't familiar with hardcore iridology... enough lepidolite crystals implanted in your iris and those crawly skin sensations won't know what hit them!Originally posted by Elok View Post
A “stone of transition”, Lepidolite assists in the release and reorganisation of old behavioural and psychological patterns, gently inducing change. It brings deep emotional healing, soothing and reducing stress and depression. Lepidolite dissipates negativity and insists on being used for the highest good. It activates the throat, heart, third eye chakras and the intellect. It opens the crown chakra, clearing blockages and bringing cosmic awareness. Lepidolite facilitates astral travel and accesses the Akashic Record. It helps to take you forward into the future, tuning you in to thoughts and feelings from other lives that are creating a blockage in your life now.
Lepidolite aids in overcoming any kind of emotional or mental dependency, supporting in the release of addictions and complaints of all kinds, including anorexia. It encourages independence and self love and trust. Lepidolite combines its power of objectivity with direction and unimpeded communication, focusing on what is important and making it an excellent stone for business pursuits.
Lepidolite clears electromagnetic pollution. Strengthens the immune system, soothes the nervous system and can be used to restructure DNA. Lepidolite relieves exhaustion and aids in the relief of tension and stress related disorders. It can relieve allergies and greatly help with epilepsy and Alzheimers. It numbs sciatica and neuralgia, and overcomes joint problems. Lepidolite stabilises mood swings and is excellent for the menopause. It treats illnesses caused by “sick-building syndrome” or computer stress.Comment
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The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Ah homeopathy...
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I die a little inside each time a parent tells me he/she was giving their precious little crotchfruit some "all-natural" cough medicine or some ****ing thing, and then proud as **** they produce a bottle of "homeopathic medicine"."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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People like that should be identified before reproducing and sterilised. It's for the best, I am sure you all agree
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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You are a monster for suggesting that people be forced onto a diet of wild yams and neem oil!Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostPeople like that should be identified before reproducing and sterilised. It's for the best, I am sure you all agree
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Tick-tock, tick tock...Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View PostThere's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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