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It's unfortunate it didn't wear off last week.Originally posted by Elok View Post
I'd love to see his response to the Canucks getting swept in the first round of the playoffs with his self-proclaimed best goalie ever sitting on the bench.
He'd have blamed the refs, the NHL head office, CBC, TSN, the puck manufacturer, and probably even the air in Staples Center. So many people conspiring against his poor team.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I'm guessing it would be an incredulous "So you think they should have done better with their best player benched like that?"Comment
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i was hoping we'd see him arguing for how santorum was just what america needed in a president."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
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Are ben's opinions on hockey more or less dumb than his opinions on everything else, or is it all about the same level of brain-dead retardation?Originally posted by Asher View PostIt's unfortunate it didn't wear off last week.
I'd love to see his response to the Canucks getting swept in the first round of the playoffs with his self-proclaimed best goalie ever sitting on the bench.
He'd have blamed the refs, the NHL head office, CBC, TSN, the puck manufacturer, and probably even the air in Staples Center. So many people conspiring against his poor team.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Since he's probably reading this thread and can't respond, I'll avoid the normal insults and just wait for his return.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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That would be the respectable thing to do.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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His opinions on football are other-worldly, mind-blowingly wrong.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
You have to have some modicum of knowledge of football to get these laughers, though:
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"The more I look at Testaverde, the more I think he should be in the hall." - Ben Kenobi
Those statements, or any even remotely similar, have never been uttered before Ben.
Another one with regards to Doug Flutie, that I'm paraphrasing, "Think Peyton Manning with Randall Cunningham speed"
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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whimpOriginally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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It's what you would expect from him.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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They are, if anything, worse than his usual reasoning. It is truly spectacular to behold.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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That almost makes me wish I understood hockey. All I have to say on the subject is "umm, let's go Capitals/Alex Ovechkin/Boo Penguins"If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I think his football opinions are worse, though. Luongo is actually a good player. Doug Flutie sucked ass."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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He believes Luongo is one of the top five goalies of all time.
That is so bat**** it breaks the scale."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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What is crazier?Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
Luongo is one of the top 5 goalies of all time or Flutie is one of the top 5 QB's of all time?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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