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    Tennessee Senate Approves Bill To Warn Students That Hand-Holding Is A ‘Gateway Sexual Activity’
    By Scott Keyes on Apr 13, 2012 at 8:30 am


    Like any state legislature dealing with 8 percent unemployment and thousands of its residents facing disenfranchisement, the Tennessee Senate is targeting the menace of underage hand-holding.
    Last week, the Senate passed SB 3310, a bill to update the state’s abstinence-based sex education curriculum to define holding hands and kissing as “gateway sexual activities.” Just one senator voted against the legislation; 28 voted in favor.
    Since the bill specifically bans teachers from “demonstrating gateway sexual activity”, educators would be prohibited from even demonstrating what hand-holding is. Breaking these laws could result in a lawsuit, as Hunter from Daily Kos notes:
    If your teacher teaches you anything about sex that isn’t specifically on the approved curriculum, like demonstrating “holding hands” for the class instead of quietly tsking about the dangers it poses, they can be sued.
    Still, this anti-hand-holding push may only be the second-worst bill passed in Tennessee this month. Nearly a century after the Volunteer State played host to the Scopes Monkey Trial, the legislature has now enacted a new law allowing educators to teach creationism alongside evolution.
    WTF has gotten to the Repugs in Tennessee?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    I really don't care if some politicians has some crazy ideas. The real WTF is the idiots that votes them into power.
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    • #3
      Last week, the Senate passed SB 3310, a bill to update the state’s abstinence-based sex education curriculum to define holding hands and kissing as “gateway sexual activities.” Just one senator voted against the legislation; 28 voted in favor.
      Tennessee isn't solely represented by Republicans, MrFun. You only hate generalizations if they pertain to Gay interests?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        This is a great thing.

        I really wish they had taught us how to get laid better in high school. I never would have thought that holding hands and kissing could lead to such a thing! :facepalm:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          Tennessee isn't solely represented by Republicans, MrFun. You only hate generalizations if they pertain to Gay interests?
          You're right - the Democrats in Tennessee are fvcktards too.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            How long until we find out that "holding hands" is a common euphemism for handjobs in Tennessee?
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            • #7
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #8
                We used to have a Gateways supermarket chain in Great Britain. Now I know what their hidden agenda REALLY was.
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                • #9
                  On school trips with little kids, teachers often have the kids make a chain holding hands so that the group stays together when moving through some areas.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    On school trips with little kids, teachers often have the kids make a chain holding hands so that the group stays together when moving through some areas.
                    gaaaaaaaay
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                    • #11
                      That actually doesn't seem gay to me at all. We're talking about 5 year olds.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        That actually doesn't seem gay to me at all. We're talking about 5 year olds.
                        Asher's so homophobic.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          That actually doesn't seem gay to me at all. We're talking about 5 year olds.
                          Its Asher. Its a good bet he was talking about Alby, not the quote from Alby.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            That actually doesn't seem gay to me at all. We're talking about 5 year olds.
                            Gotta start 'em young!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              That actually doesn't seem gay to me at all. We're talking about 5 year olds.
                              5 year olds are the gayest of the bunch.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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