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  • #16
    Why not do that cutting in reverse? Sounds a lot less painful.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #17
      That went out with the Samurai and imagined Samurai.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Why not do that cutting in reverse? Sounds a lot less painful.
        How can you cut your belly open if you have no head?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by onodera View Post
          How can you cut your belly open if you have no head?
          He probably thinks your BFF should do that as well.

          Kids today. No work ethic..
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
            That went out with the Samurai and imagined Samurai.
            You've never heard of Yukio Mishima?
            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by onodera View Post
              How can you cut your belly open if you have no head?
              Let your friend do the belly and you can do the head yourself, I guess? Might be tricky. Why not just skip the belly entirely?
              Originally posted by Wezil View Post
              He probably thinks your BFF should do that as well.

              Kids today. No work ethic..
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
                You've never heard of Yukio Mishima?
                Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                imagined Samurai.
                .
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #23
                  I thought the Japanese tradition was to fly a plane into something? Now they're just hanging themselves in a forest? Cheapskates.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    Let your friend do the belly and you can do the head yourself, I guess? Might be tricky. Why not just skip the belly entirely?


                    That's not suicide then, it's just having a friend agree to execute you. Clearly you have to lethally injure yourself before you let your friend put you out of your misery.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                      I thought the Japanese tradition was to fly a plane into something? Now they're just hanging themselves in a forest? Cheapskates.
                      meh, the Arabs took that over. The Japanese should sue for copyright infringement.

                      As for the forest, it makes big news because of the sheer numbers of suicides, but the U.S. has their places too. Namely the Golden Gate Bridge. Although they are trying to get funding to put up a net underneath it. My area just had its first suicide off the new Hoover Dam bypass bridge last week. Hopefully that doesn't start a trend. The thing is media reporting on this only makes the problem worse.

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                      • #26
                        If you put a net there they might just decide to do it somewhere else. Maybe having them jump off a bridge is better than having them blow their brains out with a shotgun. At least there's no mess to clean up.

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                        • #27
                          A net was installed at a popular suicide bridge in Toronto. It didn't decrease the number of suicides (other locations/methods were sought) but it did decrease the number of bodies landing on cars traveling the expressway below.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            Isn't that a bit uncaring and selfish Of course committing suicide is selfish too. Think of the poor fish man.

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                            • #29
                              Does life insurance cover suicide? It could be an act of charity.

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                              • #30
                                I don't think it's uncaring and selfish. If people are going to off themselves (and apparently they will despite putting obstacles in the way) then it's best they not do it by jumping onto a highway. Cars have a tendency to crash when a body lands in front or on them.
                                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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