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1. What can the KGB do to you, if they see you walking down the street?
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I think they're called the FSB now. Or was that the GPU?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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GOP?There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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SPCALife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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If my girlfriend keeps being *****y I might need a Russian mail order bride. Where's the best place to get one?
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I imagine Moscow, if you want any chance at all of her not being half reindeer or something.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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RussiaOriginally posted by Dinner View PostIf my girlfriend keeps being *****y I might need a Russian mail order bride. Where's the best place to get one?Comment
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Ukraine.Originally posted by Dinner View PostIf my girlfriend keeps being *****y I might need a Russian mail order bride. Where's the best place to get one?Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Is that based on quality, or price?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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More than the police. And the police can accuse you of loitering or not acknowledging their lawful demands, and take you to the station for an identification if you don't have an ID with you.Originally posted by Braindead View PostGraffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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2. When are you going to bury Lenin?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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3. Why do you bother to hang on to Chechnya?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Wait your turn son."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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If the police sees you on a webcam, you better be a hot chick undressing than voting for the opposition.
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I know the knee jerk reaction is to keep protectionism high in order to help native owned industry but it seems like Russia could modernize much more quickly if they opened up to additional foreign investment. If foreigners want to put boat loads of money into Russia creating jobs and modernizing the economy why not let them? At the very least the government could tax some of that money in order to provide better services (education or health care or what not) for Russian citizens.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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