Original Things to Say

[Aeson]

This is a thread to catalog any things said here that have no exact matches on Google other than when it was said at Poly. For instance:

Do post:
"They're still giving you wedgies?" - No results found for "They're still giving you wedgies?"

Don't post:
"Do you ever say anything original?" - 86 results.

[Aeson]

"San Diego is Beetlejuice"

[Aeson]

"If only jazzalbart had been able to leave a link, Oerdin could finally be fashionable..."

[Aeson]

"They need to hold hearings, have subcommittees, issue building permits... for ****ing tents?"

[giblets]

I have an aardvark in my weasel pouch.

[Aeson]

"The only difference between Zimbabwe and the US is that the US doesn't have universal healthcare in it's constitution!"

[giblets]

"Hauldren Collider is very witty and funny"

[Aeson]

"I don't think smoking pot while watching the 700 club should be legal"

[Aeson]

"So if you combined Al and Guy you'd have someone who gets a hardon for amputated legs?"

[Aeson]

"Maybe he was just going to say niggardly Kenyan or something innocuous like that."

[Dinner]

Stumps turn him on. No doubt he runs a fetish site called stumpylove.com.

[SlowwHand]

I have an aardvark in my weasel pouch.

That's just dumb. Why wouldn't an aardvark be in an aardvark pouch? The whole concept is ludicrous and I discount it in it's entirety.

[Tupac Shakur]

"Oerdin loves erect cocks in his mouth"

[Tupac Shakur]

"so a Oerdin asked for my number"

[Tupac Shakur]

"and Oerdin took my gorgeous schlong"