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David Duchovny wanted a thousand bucks, but this guy agreed to work for $800
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that guy is awful. mediocre penis and boring. -
You killed the thread.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Yeah, nobody's going to step up and say "well I for one enjoyed his penis."<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Porn Scully actually looks enough like the real thing to have fooled me at first glance.
And I, for one, enjoyed Porn Mulder's penis.
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Next question: why do Porn Mulder and Scully work for the Farm Service Agency?Comment
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Animals need porn too.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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And sometimes porn needs animals...
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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All too often I have discovered
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I once saw a video that had Pink Floyd's "Animals" as the soundtrack. It ruined the album for me.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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