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  • #31
    Yeah, a couple of windmills and a satellite uplink and I could handle it.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #32
      The Director of the Tennessee Lottery said on the radio today that the odds of this jackpot rolling over were 0.2%. Buy your tickets now...somebody gonna win!
      "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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      • #33
        The director of the Tennessee lotto should rework his math. They would have to sell 1.1 billion tickets to drop the probability to 0.2%.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
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        • #34
          Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
          So, how would everyone spend $500 million dollars?
          Finish the house (~20k), living expenses (~20k/year)... the rest farming (once I figure out how to be a good farmer)

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          • #35
            A new scientific institute?

            JM
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            • #36
              Fund the takeover of a Latin American country?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #37
                Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
                So, how would everyone spend $500 million dollars?
                Donate it to charity I guess?

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                • #38
                  People in my area are buying tickets in Kansas rather than in Missouri, even though Kansas tax is 1% more, because Kansas allows you to collect anonymously, while Missouri forces you in fornt of the cameras wth a giant check.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                    Donate it to charity I guess?
                    Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                    • #40
                      Buy a couple jet helicopters, maybe a German frigate, and live as a pirate on the high seas.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #41
                        All this is moot...The winning ticket will be purchased at 7:15 AM tomorrow morning at the convienience store at the end of my street. It will be purchased at the same time as a regular coffee. I may entertain suggestions sometime this weekend on what to do with the winnings...all depends on if I have time to get online from the St. Regis. Thank you all for your suggestions to this point however!
                        "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                          Fund the takeover of a Latin American country?
                          Hire the Expendables

                          awww yeah!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                            Fund the takeover of a Latin American country?
                            A modern day William Walker.
                            His story has always intrigued me -- seems like it would have been a very interesting life to have, save the execution part.

                            However, that won't be near the top of the list once I win tomorrow.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
                              So, how would everyone spend $500 million dollars?
                              Fund Apolyton in perpetuity.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Fund Apolyton in perpetuity.
                                Buy us all a round of beer, in Fiji!
                                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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