Why I lose friends (people being stupid on the internet)

[Al B. Sure!]

Everyday, I see stupid ass **** on my facebook. I only have 345 friends but that's enough for me to see half a dozen pieces of stupid **** a day. And I am compulsive to correct people which creates arguments. Just look at today's ****:








AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Aeson]

Everyday, I see stupid ass **** on my facebook. I only have 345 friends but that's enough for me to see half a dozen pieces of stupid **** a day. And I am compulsive to correct people which makes me people me. Just look at today's ****:

I'm glad you've taken care of it, but it was too good to let pass...

[Aeson]

I'm not pumping gas on April 15

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm not pumping gas on April 15

That's cause you get 100 mpg on your moped.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Is pumping ass on april 15th out as well?

edit -nvm I see the picture of Santorum.

[Al B. Sure!]

Is pumping ass on april 15th out as well?

No but that's the day a lot of people get their asses ****ed by the IRS

[Addled Platypus]

so peeps will pumps gas earlier to avoid the 15th

yawn.....who really wins

[Aeson]

That's cause you get 100 mpg on your moped.

Those things are polluting death traps! I only travel by rickshaw

[Felch]

so peeps will pumps gas earlier to avoid the 15th

yawn.....who really wins

Thanks for explaining why it's retarded.

[Al B. Sure!]

so peeps will pumps gas earlier to avoid the 15th

yawn.....who really wins

I explained that but also added this part:

What it does potentially do is affect the cash flow of those at the very bottom of the gas chain... the small gas stations that now won't be taking in any revenue (not just from gas, but from their store) for a day. They'll make up the gas revenue from the shift in the time of purchasing but the hiccup in their cash flow could hurt them. So great, hurt small businesses!


It's just mind-boggling me that people walk around thinking this ****. AHHHHH!!!

[Lorizael]

I only have 345 friends but that's enough for me to see half a dozen pieces of stupid **** a day.

That's ten times as many friends as I have. Unfortunately, I see far more than .6 pieces of stupid **** a day.

[Aeson]

I explained that but also added this part:

What it does potentially do is affect the cash flow of those at the very bottom of the gas chain... the small gas stations that now won't be taking in any revenue (not just from gas, but from their store) for a day. They'll make up the gas revenue from the shift in the time of purchasing but the hiccup in their cash flow could hurt them. So great, hurt small businesses!


It's just mind-boggling me that people walk around thinking this ****. AHHHHH!!!

Could you please explain it again. I'm not seeing the problem here...

[Al B. Sure!]

Could you please explain it again. I'm not seeing the problem here...

You're trolling me?

Real quick, all you're doing is shifting the date of purchase. To lower gas prices, we need to use less gas across the board and across time. By delaying the same purchase a day later or making it a day earlier, you're not changing demand at all, since you're buying the same amount, just changing the TIMING of your purchase. You'll still be buying and using that same tank of gas.

[giblets]

I explained that but also added this part:

What it does potentially do is affect the cash flow of those at the very bottom of the gas chain... the small gas stations that now won't be taking in any revenue (not just from gas, but from their store) for a day. They'll make up the gas revenue from the shift in the time of purchasing but the hiccup in their cash flow could hurt them. So great, hurt small businesses!


It's just mind-boggling me that people walk around thinking this ****. AHHHHH!!!

They get their cash a day earlier when everyone waits in line to get gas on the 14th. Boo hoo?

[SlowwHand]

No but that's the day a lot of people get their asses ****ed by the IRS

16th this year. Another theory, blown to hell and back.