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  • Please tell me the sharks had frickin' lazers!!!

    Qaddafi's son had a yacht with a shark tank in it! Almost as good, Qaddafi's son is named Hannibal!
    Gaddafi’s Son Built a Ship With Deadly Shark Tank Inside

    Hannibal Gaddafi—son of the assassinated Libyan dictator—built a ship with a 120-ton sea water aquarium inside. Why? To put six sharks inside, including two bull sharks and two whites, the most dangerous in the world.

    Like a Bond villain's mobile headquarters, Gaddafi son's ship was going to be the epitome of bad taste. Called the Phoenician, the ship is able to hold 3,500 passengers. Full of golden everything, giant statues and marble columns, the ship's center piece is a 120-ton sea water tank that was going to hold the sharks, which also included to black tip sharks. Along with tiger sharks and hammerheads, the bulls and the whites are extremely dangerous for humans.

    The ship has now been bought by MSC Cruises. Pier Francesco Vago—the cruise company's CEO—says that he doesn't know why he wanted the sharks, but the sea water tank is ready for use. Gaddafi's son had already contracted a group of marine biologists who were going to take care of the sharks while they roamed in their glass house.

    I like to imagine that there was a hidden trap on top of the tank, to drop misbehaving passengers in it.

    The 39-year-old Hannibal Gaddafi—who apparently was a violent thug in charge of Libya's maritime interests and ports—is now living exiled in Argelia. I wonder if the crazy nutter mumbles things like You vont scape this trapp, Mr Biond! when he's at home.
    I know that he was a sick son of a *****, but I gotta say, that sounds freakin' awesome! Somebody besides Kim Il Jung gets the whole "super villain" bit!
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    Huh.

    Argelia is a Portuguese and Spanish term for Algeria and may also mean:

    Colombia
    Argelia, Antioquia a town and municipality in Antioquia Department
    Argelia, Cauca a town and municipality in Cauca Department
    Argelia, Valle del Cauca a town and municipality in Valle del Cauca Department
    I did not know that.
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    • #3
      Let me know when you're able to use it in a conversation.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
        Huh.



        I did not know that.
        Apparently, this, too, is Argelia:



        No wonder Hannibal Gadaffi is living there!
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          ...so he's wearing the skin now?
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            That's amazing
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              Hans Blix better watch out.

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              • #8
                CUT THAT NAZI BOOOLLL****
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  one more blocking thread
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    AINT NO MORE BET IN THE HOOD
                    i aint gonna take advice like that
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      glad to use this thread; it was useless to start
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #12
                        two stains
                        JUST LIKE THAT
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          I mean, even lasers is spelled incorrectly
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            you thought that **** was 22s but they realy 14s

                            I FOIUND MY EITHG TRACK PLAYER
                            i not trying to take you back
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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