I am in Madrid, it is a weekend eve and I am bored out of my ****ing skull

[Az]

Amazingly enough, people here don't speak English well. I failed to make any local acquaintances that are relevant to partying/drinking/nonsense. Tomorrow I'll do the whole Prado and walk-around-town-take-pictures-maybe-buy-the-gf-some shoes-cause-I-am-a-baller-like-that routine, so

Are there any non-neckbearded polytubbies that are interested in stirring **** up?
Alternatively, a place like a pub or a nightclub where the fact that I am a foreigner wouldn't be too eye raising?

Johnny, La gente esta muy loca!

[BlackCat]

Go out and drink some sherry - the spanish are pretty good at making that stuff. The main problem is to find one you like, but it'll get you reasonably drunk

[Az]

drinking beer from the minibar, smoking in the hotel room, jokingly contemplating suicide itt

[The Mad Monk]

you're in Spain and you're drinking beer???

Dude, seriously. Get the sherry. Find a cask of Amontillado. Anything.

[DanS]

Sadly, I've never boozed it up in Madrid. But Madrid is mostly a nice place.

The Centro neighborhood is an interesting place to walk around. Plaza Mayor should be a stop. Depending on the weather, have a bit to eat there at one of the extremely expensive outdoor cafes. Puerta del Sol is near there too, so hit that. Look at the outside of the palace.

[VetLegion]

When you advance in the hierarchy a bit and they stop sending you to little known backwards cities like Madrid, we'll have a beer in Zagreb.

[MOBIUS]

Az, you give the impression of being a man of the world and you can't make your own fun in a foreign city?

Madrid is ****ing awesome! Plug yourself into the local Couchsurfing chapter. Sorted.

[MOBIUS]

Oh, too late!

[Az]

Actually the problem was that I was too tired to get off my ass, and did not have the heart to admit it. No biggie, next day, I killed it. Next week was much better, esp. Italy. Florence owns.

[Sava]

this mo focka like a little kid at aplayground
doin EVERYTHING

[KrazyHorse]

never been to madrid

[Sava]

nahhh nahhhhhh
is tat your birth contro?

[MOBIUS]

never been to madrid

Madrid's OK, not high up on my list of favourites though.