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  • How cold are your carrots?

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    Cold
    41.67%
    5
    Frigid
    8.33%
    1
    Freezing
    8.33%
    1
    Mother****ing ARCTIC
    41.67%
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    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    I store mine under my armpits, so they're probably somewhere around 98.6 degrees
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    • #3
      depends on how long it's been inside your mom
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #4
        Not really, my mom is dead
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        • #5
          Bravo to the both you. Sincere kudos.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #6
            It's so cold, mine has gone chantenay!
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              Now this is one interesting pole. Amazingly my carrots are like an ice berg. They were chilling just to participate in this pole.

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              • #8
                Dont you think thats a rather personal question?
                Safer worlds through superior firepower

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                • #9
                  thank you mister farrakhan
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Chilled carrots make for tastier soup.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #11
                      at a local Northern Ca Prison

                      a inmate shoved 3 baby carrots up his willie, not once but twice

                      for the next 3 weeks he had to eat mashed food
                      then got upset we were treating him harshly.......

                      only in Ca
                      anti steam and proud of it

                      CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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