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    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    Haha...I am sure, now I am in my terribly-politically-incorrect 30s, that I have used this in a joke before. And not stolen from Dauphin
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      ahahahahaha
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        That... what...

        holy ****.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          An interesting slant on the story.
          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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          • #6
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              Aaaaaand...fired.



              How the hell does somebody think that was a good idea?
              "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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              • #8
                I vote to reinstate public flogging
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                • #9
                  This is the most ridiculous controversy ever. Reminds me of the D.C. politician who was fired for using the word "niggardly" as its supposed to be used.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Fired for "yellow journalism"...
                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                      This is the most ridiculous controversy ever. Reminds me of the D.C. politician who was fired for using the word "niggardly" as its supposed to be used.
                      A long time ago I read an article about a woman who was fired for using the word "pedagogical" in a memo, because her boss didn't know the difference between the words "pedagogical" and "pedophilia." Her firing was rescinded when she explained that they are different words, after which her boss sent out a memo saying that nobody was allowed to use a word in a memo unless it would appear on the front page of a newspaper.
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                      • #12
                        The comptroller of DC had to resign a while back for using the word "niggardly". More proof that DC is full of morons

                        Edit: GOD DAMN I did not see Imran's post
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          The comptroller of DC had to resign a while back for using the word "niggardly". More proof that DC is full of morons
                          They had a crackhead for a mayor and kept re-electing him. That's the biggest proof of all.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            KEEP re-electing him. He's still in office, just as a council member.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                            • #15
                              Her firing was rescinded when she explained that they are different words, after which her boss sent out a memo saying that nobody was allowed to use a word in a memo unless it would appear on the front page of a newspaper.
                              ... or on page 3 of The Sun. He liked the articles.
                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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