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  • Wiglaf, did you lose your iPhone?

    Queens *** A man with a lengthy criminal record was gunned down in Jamaica, police said. Jerry Lodvill, 30, and his girlfriend were hanging out on Hollis Avenue near 205th Street at 5:51 p.m. Monda…


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    An iPhone thief in Washington Heights demanded oral sex from his male victim, then refused to return the cellphone once the the deed was done, cops said.

    The victim, a gay twenty-something from Chelsea, told investigators he had swilled a few drinks at a downtown bar last Wednesday night before hopping a northbound A-train. As the subway passed the 181st Street station, the dozing victim felt a bump, woke up and noticed a man had stolen his iPhone, cops said.

    He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area near The Cloisters. There, the suspect allegedly made his bizarre request, but reneged on the deal and ran off with the iPhone once the sex act was complete, the victim told cops.

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...#ixzz1mk7KeQns


    Or perhaps steal one?
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  • #2
    He managed to sleep 150 streets past his stop? I'd say he had more than a "few" drinks...
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    • #3
      KH has first hand experience?
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      • #4
        The gay guy wanted to do it. Maybe the effects of liquor.
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        • #5
          I think the guy wanted his phone back. Just because someone is gay doesn't mean he wants to suck your dick you bigot.

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          • #6
            Al was hoping he could blow some guy and blame it on liquor.
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            • #7
              Al doesn't consume liquor. Maybe he's afraid that if he gets drunk he'll blow some guy

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              • #8
                This story is all kinds of fishy.

                What are the odds that some random thief on the train would be gay and also know the victim was gay?

                I'm guessing that this was a voluntary sexual tryst that went wrong. He probably thinks the absurd "I was blackmailed into giving a bj!" story is more sympathetic than "I decided to have a hook up with a guy in the park and he mugged me."
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                • #9
                  "Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story"
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                  • #10
                    The story failed to mention which evangelical Republican congressman was involved.
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