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  • Is this why I never could get a job in France?

    I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    Totally different than here?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      I said I was nice and charming to people, Sloww.

      Texans are, by definition, sub-human. As for Texan Polytubbies, well, let's be honest; you're just lucky we don't herd you up and use you as livestock.

      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        Texas only has two things in it. Steers and .....
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #5
          I'm sure he's a very charming cynical misanthrope in person. I know I am.
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          • #6
            Gerard Depardieu? The Most gifted cinematic Genius of France?


            Reference: @ 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urpgb...eature=related
            Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
              I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
              You monster!
              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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              • #8
                Can you speak French condescendingly?
                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                • #9
                  I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
                  Funny thing, you'd make a fine Parisian, as it seems that you post like an arrogant *****....
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                    Can you speak French condescendingly?

                    Un peu, mais tres lentement.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #11
                      Perhaphs if you were willing to occassionally surrender to random people they would still accept you?
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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